The Pacione Mutual Masturbation society

I come home from a lovely day out with my family and find Nikita, Dagstine and an unknown (to me) Stephen Bacon forming a nice circle jerk over Nikita;s cover for TP5 (the world’s first TP with shit inside and out). Where, you ask? Well Shocklines, of course.  http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/5983.

Here’s a clue Nick; anytime dagstine says something nice-run in the other direction. As has been proven over at TRN and ETT, Dagstine is NOT your friend. He’s not anyone’s friend. Lorenzo Dagostino cares only for himself and what others may do for him. And considering Dungstain’s hatchet job on you Nikita, why aren’t you frothing at the mouth with him?

Nikita writes: “ I am even blowing the dusk off of a 35mm camera for future covers they come in handy in a pinch too.” How one blows dusk off anything, let alone a 35mm camera, is anyone’s guess.

He also posted a picture for Ethereal Gazette, his local author “anthology”. The same one he’s been begging people to submit for and everyone with a brain has stayed away from. All I can tell is that the “photo” is blue. What it’s supposed to be is a mystery. At least there’s only 3 font types on this one as opposed to 8 on the abortion of a cover for TP5.

Dagstine compliments Nikita on his fonts. Nikita responds by saying he has a large collection. That’s a given, as he puts them all on his cover.

however the biggest laugh comes from Stephen Bacon who wrote, “I normally prefer illustrations over photographs as cover artwork, but I think that’s the best photo cover I’ve seen in a long time.”

Stephen, if that’s the best cover you’ve seen in a long time, you need to visit more bookstores.

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35 Comments

  1. Let me ask this asshole? Are you so willing to make your career out of making my life a living hell? This is giving me more a reason to make sure you never get the right to marry. What did you do — get out of bed one day and say, “I am going to destroy Nickolaus Pacione.”

  2. You sow what you reap, Nikita. I know, you’re the victim here aren’t you? You’ve never done anything to hurt another have you? Never insulted, threatened, or abused anyone, have you?

    Frankly I don’t give a shit what your politics are, vote how you want; but the more you harass, abuse, and offend others the more I’ll blog. The longer you pawn off your crap as legitimate, I’ll be there. There’s no turning back Nikita. I might be new to the scene, but I’ll be here for a long, long time and I’ll be watching everything you do.

  3. Nikita, I have a no douchebags policy on my blog, but I still let you post. It lets everyone see you for what you are, a bitter, illiterate with delusions of talent. I’ve been called far worse, by far better people but you really are treading a fine line with the threats. Hope you don’t drop the soap in the jail shower when you end up there.

  4. Not a chance Nikita. As I said, you reap what you sow. The thing is, none of us have to lift a finger to prevent you from being published in a pro market. Your writing and attitude have already made that a foregone conclusion.

    You’re far from the victim you’re trying to portray yourself as Nikita. I know it. You know it. Everyone else who doesn’t, will know it in time.

  5. LOL! And in the end you’re still an illiterate, inept, wannabe. BTW-I’ve been drug free for many years, have a successful career, the respect of my clients and peers, a loving family and a bit of talent. What do you have?

  6. He can’t pay his authors because no one wants to buy his books. I feel sorry for his contributors; not only do they get screwed out of money, they’ll be associated with Nikita and tainted by his epic fail.

  7. LOL Nicky is Nell! Wait thats not fair Nell bathed, and according to a friend of Nicky’s old roommate, he doesn’t.

    “Right hand man job” sounds better than Lawrence Dagstine’s Punching Bag” Nicky.

  8. I’ve been translating his messages. He’s GAY.

    Dagstine said it best

    ” I think Nick might be gay, but subconsciously, he may not realize it yet. I’m sure, when he’s walking down the streets of Chi-town, he stares at men with ripped muscles and torn tank-tops and says to himself, “Golly gee, why do I have a throbbing hard-on?” But I understand, Nick, on that I feel for you.”

    I stole that from ETT who got it from Janrae
    http://www.xanga.com/Peter_Barnes/605907932/raw-stupidity.html

  9. I haven’t betted on a basketball game since I was 15 loser.

    Who here wants to guess that Nicky lost that bet, and he “couldn’t come up with the money” when the other guy came ’round to collect?

    Also, I’ve received a few love emails from Pacione today. Wow, he seriously needs to get back on the meds stat!

  10. According to his “non-fiction” book, when he would win, his debtors would trick him into thinking the amount bet was much smaller than it was, causing him to not be able to pay off his lost bets.

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