I appreciate your unrequited love for me. I know how you must yearn for me, to the exclusion of others. While strong women obviously frighten you, you seem to have no problem making your intentions know with me. Your love letter to me via email is a perfect example. You even titled the message, Go Molest A Goat.
You write: . You started fucking with me by sending me penny payments via paypal.com
Sweet, sweet boy, you were begging everyone for help, I was merely responding to your wishes. You should be grateful you got that much, as it’s far more than you’ll ever make from your writing.
and you wanted to harass the lead author on the 12th issue to get him to withdraw.
I’m not even sure who your lead victim was, let alone harass them. Being associated with you, is harassment enough.
Why does it bother you that I refuse to publish gays?
It doesn’t. Even your beliefs don’t bother me. What does is you being a raging asshole of untold proportions. Even the Westboro Baptist Church would find you repellent.
I turned into a 4theluv because of a family tragedy.
and you try to turn any tragedy into gain, so please don’t give us that lie.
You fucked with me on Shocklines.
Those were fun times, weren’t they? Too bad you forgot your password, we could do it again.
You wanted my head
No one wants head from you, really. No one.
A lot in the mid-list mass market cocksucking party
You certainly are fixated on that, aren’t you? I guess that explains your obsession with me.
I said fuck you to them years ago.
And they’ve been silent ever since? Or have they gone on to bigger and better things, while you still can’t make one dime from LFP?
You are just pissed off because I refuse to publish a faggot. When it comes to Lake Fossil Press, faggots need not apply.
Or anyone with self respect, talent, or a one functioning brain cell.
And then, my curly cue french fried love dumpling, you spent almost 1K words of professing your most intimate feelings. I hardly know what to make of it!
Look jackhole, I paid Ray Faraday Nelson $30.00 for his story.
A whole 30 dollars? Wow, LFP must really be raking the dough in! That’s how much a legend is worth to you? We should probably message him on FB and verify he did get paid, as we all know you don’t like to pay writers, let alone tell them you’re using their work.
I was a paying market from the very beginning. I offered payment to some of the writers of the first Tabloid Purposes, they actually refused payment.
And I was the King of Siam. Guess which one more people would believe? Let me get my crown.
I published three 4theluv anthologies so far.
So that means you weren’t a pay market from the beginning as you haven’t put anything out since your grandparents deaths. You said yourself, that’s what forced you into becoming a 4theluv market. You’re lying and making excuses again.
One of the authors on the second namesake immortalized my old address after she read Apt. #2W.
Having your address on a restraining order is not being immortalized.
So you want to libel my company you faggot, I will fucking bury you.
I don’t want to do anything with your company, merely telling the truth. And as for burying me, I’m going to be cremated, but am sure my family will be glad to let you pick up the expense.
In the end (no pun intended), it just wouldn’t work out Nikita. You see, I have intelligence, wit and talent. And you’re…you.