Love, Nikita Style


I appreciate your unrequited love for me. I know how you must yearn for me, to the exclusion of others. While strong women obviously frighten you, you seem to have no problem making your intentions know with me. Your love letter to me via email is a perfect example. You even titled the message, Go Molest A Goat.

You write: .  You started fucking with me by sending me penny payments via

Sweet, sweet boy, you were begging everyone for help, I was merely responding to your wishes. You should be grateful you got that much, as it’s far more than you’ll ever make from your writing.

and you wanted to harass the lead author on the 12th issue to get him to withdraw.

I’m not even sure who your lead victim was, let alone harass them. Being associated with you, is harassment enough.

Why does it bother you that I refuse to publish gays?

It doesn’t. Even your beliefs don’t bother me. What does is you being a raging asshole of untold proportions. Even the Westboro Baptist Church would find you repellent.

I turned into a 4theluv because of a family tragedy.

and you try to turn any tragedy into gain, so please don’t give us that lie.

       You fucked with me on Shocklines.

Those were fun times, weren’t they? Too bad you forgot your password, we could do it again.

You wanted my head

No one wants head from you, really. No one.

A lot in the mid-list mass market cocksucking party

You certainly are fixated on that, aren’t you? I guess that explains your obsession with me.

I said fuck you to them years ago.

And they’ve been silent ever since? Or have they gone on to bigger and better things, while you still can’t make one dime from LFP?

You are just pissed off because I refuse to publish a faggot.   When it comes to Lake Fossil Press, faggots need not apply.

Or anyone with self respect, talent, or a one functioning brain cell.

And then, my curly cue french fried love dumpling, you spent almost 1K words of professing your most intimate feelings. I hardly know what to make of it!

Look jackhole, I paid Ray Faraday Nelson $30.00 for his story.

A whole 30 dollars? Wow, LFP must really be raking the dough in! That’s how much a legend is worth to you? We should probably message him on FB and verify he did get paid, as we all know you don’t like to pay writers, let alone tell them you’re using their work.

I was a paying market from the very beginning. I offered payment to some of the writers of the first Tabloid Purposes, they actually refused payment.

And I was the King of Siam. Guess which one more people would believe? Let me get my crown.

I published three 4theluv anthologies so far.

So that means you weren’t a pay market from the beginning as you haven’t put anything out since your grandparents deaths. You said yourself, that’s what forced you into becoming a 4theluv market. You’re lying and making excuses again.

 One of the authors on the second namesake immortalized my old address after she read Apt. #2W.

Having your address on a restraining order is not being immortalized.

So you want to libel my company you faggot, I will fucking bury you.

I don’t want to do anything with your company, merely telling the truth. And as for burying me, I’m going to be cremated, but am sure my family will be glad to let you pick up the expense.

In the end (no pun intended), it just wouldn’t work out Nikita. You see, I have intelligence, wit and talent. And you’re…you.





    • I am not becoming desperate lately, just that my avenues to get the submission guidelines out there I have to do it the way I did it in 2004. By blog, e-mail newsgroups, and message boards. You are just jumping on the asshole bandwagon — the assholes who want to make me look like a fucking laughing stock when it is the other way around. I was validated in 2011 when I got the first namesake in the Edgar Allan Poe Museum. I sent it to them originally for their gift shop then they told me they were going to keep it in the Poe Museum library instead. I wasn’t planning to do a sequel for the anthology but the museum when I was in Richmond suggested I do a sequel for the book. I wrote my story first then I sent it around to the other contributors, and then to the cover artist. Not many micro-press publishers can say they got oil paintings for their cover art. I was blown away when I saw this because the artist captured the dark atmosphere of the story. Most of the covers for my magazine and some of my anthologies are my photography.

      • No those photographs on Tabloid Purposes IV, The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 3, The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 4, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 9, and Issue 10 are from my camera. Tabloid Purposes Book Five is also my photography. It was taken over the summer of 2008 when I saw a premiere of a movie that a friend of mine was putting out. I got oil paintings for Issue 11, Issue 13, and the second namesake. The first namesake was a pencil drawing by a contributor that was given to me for Christmas. I got two submissions for a Christmas present.

    • A lot of my titles these days are my own. I didn’t rip Storms of Armageddon from a song nor did I rip Lake Fossil from a song either. There are only 9 titles that share a title with a heavy metal track. So I didn’t rip all my titles from heavy metal songs so quit coming up with that lie. Why must you get famous from ripping two of my stories for your so called titles? Is that the way to get famous at being a writer, steal the titles from the man you used to have his dick in your ass?

  1. An ideal donation for when I did the chipin would been $5.00. If they donated $10 they would had gotten four e-books from me. And Stinky Cat don’t even attempt to do stories based on my work if you haven’t read my work respectfully. Valannb22, the anthology had a hard time getting a target audience because of the timing of the book and one of the stories by Trent Roman was quite controversial. The person who hosted the anthology for me is in charge of the donations. If I hosted it the money would had gone right back into the book. Money from Tabloid Purposes goes right back into marketing Tabloid Purposes and its sequels. The namesakes were 4theluv projects, the second one everyone wanted to be in the Poe Museum so they donated their stories, a good number of the artwork that is on my publications for the cover are donated.

    • In other words, nicky, you donated $0 to the Red Cross. You just tried slapping a charity on your drek in a failed effort to get sales. I don’t care if you claim someone “hosted” the anthology — that host was probably you in the first place.

      And yes, you do get to sounding desperate. You always come into these situations with foul language and a lot of barking, and when your targets don’t back down because they’re made of stronger stuff than you (okay, to be fair, paramecium is made of stronger stuff than you) the whimpering and whining starts.

      • No the person who hosted Quakes And Storms is behind The Dark storefront, someone I knew from She writes dark poetry and children’s books. She donated about $30 to the red cross. I sold my work Mike, you are going to insult the places I sold work to, and you need to stop snubbing token and editor’s choice payments for pay rates because some authors emerged from those avenues because it is making you look like a holier than thou prick.

      • I donated $20 to the relay for life at the end of July, and that was just by selling scarves I knitted! I donate $5 from every scarf. Next year I’ll have sold even MORE scarves to make an even bigger donation. I doubt Nicky actually donated $1 let alone $30 to the red cross.

  2. Ray was happy with $30.00 for his story — I am a micro-press. I operate the magazine and publishing company out of my own pocket. I was trying to figure out how much I wanted to pay him so we agreed on $30.00 because my highest paid author was $70.00 on Tabloid Purposes IV and the second highest was $67.00 on Issue 4. I am not a professional rated magazine. I am relaunching the magazine as an editor’s choice payment at $20.00 picking up right where I left off because Issue 13 closed as a clifhanger and the original Issue 14 was lost. I had to put the magazine on hold because of the deaths in the family. I am looking to relaunch as a 198 page print and e-mag that is a $3.00 download. The e-mag will be illustrated in color.

  3. The only person sabotaging your submissions is you Nicky. Every post you make shows just how unprofessional you are. Who wants to submit to someone as unlikeable, foul mouthed and hate filled as you? Hell your own submission guidelines are so confusing nobody can figure out what the hell you want or where to send it to for them to bother wasting their time sending you their hard work anyway.

  4. This entire comment section is comedy gold. I had forgotten about Nickolaus Pacione for quite a while. But whilst cleaning my email I found him again and boy am I glad I did. Thank you sir for bringing many a smile to my face with your adorable shenanigans.

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