After a lovely two week respite from the mangy, flea infested Nikita, our little troll has come back with a 19 page (!) .pdf file explaining why his collection of whining and egomania isn’t libelous. While I never link to his silliness, I will in this case, as it’s breathtaking in its hypocrisy, delusions, and typical lack of coherence. http://unclefossil.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/in-defense-of-confessional.pdf
Want to save time and brain cells? Mike Brendan did a fantastic job of slaying the troll. What follows is posted with his permission and taken from the comments on the rectal fissure’s blog.
Nicky, this 19-page vomit continues to prove that you are incompetent as a writer. You’d have to work hard for years to become a tenth of a peer to anyone else, and since you don’t know how to actually work…
The HWA didn’t commit libel when they called you a stalker. You used their membership database to harass and bully people who criticized your work.
“…publication is a democracy for the people by the people.” Wrong again. And a democracy is “by the people, for the people,” not the way you said it.
“…the deed of posting every link to every story in the table of contents of my first
anthology…” That’s not illegal or piracy and you damn well know it Nicky.
“– I consider myself an average Joe…” Wrong again, Nick. You are well below average in every respect.
“…the characters in the story are in a way like the people I know in real life.” And given that they’re naught more than cardboard cut-outs with no personality, it just goes to show how you regard people in general.
“…The Pacione Collective actually put the hammer on her…” Your “Collective” consists of you and your imaginary allies. And, no, you haven’t put the hammer on anyone. In fact, your hateful actions actually help their sales.
“…then make fun of the people who actually enjoy it…” Stop deflecting, Nicky. These comments are directed at you and you alone. Take your criticism like a man, not a man-child.
“…hiding behind the mask of being a Christian to tear someone down…” You’ve directed this sentiment at me many times in the past. What’s the matter, too much a coward to call me out by name?
“The reason I was thrown off LiveJournal.com in 2003″ — is because you made many TOS violations.
“I did not lie about certain blurbs…” Yes, you did. Joe Lansdale refuted you on that one, and his integrity far outweighs yours.
“I nearly went looking for him and so I could toss the amoral faggot over the North Avenue Bridge.” I doubt you could lift a bag of dog food without a struggle…
“… I did turnabout and suggested he got excited touching…” That’s neither turnabout or an elaborate “fuck you.” THAT, is libel, plain and simple.
“If I was a racist, I wouldn’t have six authors of color…” That defense never works, especially when called one person’s kid a mongrel and another person a “wetback.”
“…I want to up and beat the shit out of them…” but you never do anything to “males” because you’re a flaccid coward who couldn’t pound cookie dough. Nicky. Yet you’ll harass women who say the same things about you constantly. Typical sexist bullying behavior.
“Well I am extremely cultured as a doctor of internal medication…” He’s probably referring to whatever is brewing in that toxic waste dump you call a mouth, as you never practice hygiene. You have no sense of artistic aesthetic at all. No culture either…
“…I need to be locked away under doctor’s care, heavily medicated and decades of therapy….” You really do, ya know.
“…those devotees you have are going to abandon you.” Not because of anything you wrote, most likely because they won’t read it.
“…refuse to be denied my proper due…” You have to earn it Nicky. You’ve yeot put in the work.
“Well to be polite here…” You don’t know how to be polite.
“The response to CONFESSIONAL, as some of you called it “libel,”” — And it is, in every. Legal. Sense of the word.
“As in I invoked a Holy War…” You have to be pious and holy to invoke that. You are neither. Nor are you a leader to be able to do such.
“…is like a 40 year old picking on a 16 year old on a social networking site.” You fail to understand perspective and age ratios. You’re in your thirties now. Calling you a liar and a lousy writer is nothing like bullying a child. Grow up.
“…my intelligence is in full display here –” this is true. You are very much acting like a person with the 79 IQ you once bragged about.
” I will be tempted to put your e-mail address on she-male hook-up sites being your future wife will be a fucking lady-boy.” You make these threats and never follow through on them. Of course most of these sorts of adult sites send confirmation emails to make sure no fraud is being committed, so double fail on you Nicky.
“As I am an Edgar Allan Poe vein author…” No. You’re not.
“I don’t like replying in comments on my blog because I like to put a lot thought into
what I am going go say…” Since when? You just delete the comments you don’t like and spew drivel at will. Stop lying, Nicky.
“…formality is too damn stuffy and makes me uncomfortable.” No, you just don’t have manners.
“Consider this as a warning – if you get this book pulled, there will be a huge backlash upon the part of groups who are diagnosis with a mental illness or have an intellectual disability as you are attacking these groups with threatening to have the book pulled.” There will be no such backlash. Getting your so-called “book” yanked for libel only reflects on you. Again you try and fail to deflect.
“… I will take this story to the press.” Another empty threat. Not like they’ll do anything with it.
“I am selective who I do an interview with.” Translation: “WAAAAH! No one interviews me.”
“Did I piss you off here? ” No.
“– it would be a perfect day for a hanging, and you are going to be on the receiving end of the gallows.” Another threat of violence, Nicky?
“I am the living breathing entity of what inspires a bad boy” No, you’re just a filthy man-child.
“…well I am detailed when it comes to writing a brawl…” Uh… no you’re not. You couldn’t write a fight scene to save your life.
“Calling a published author a plagiarist is just like calling an African-American the n-word.” Wrong. Again.
“…you fucking traitor as you peed on the First Amendment. ” You know nothing about the First Amendment. Or the Bible.
“I don’t threaten to go after the houses of your families…” You threatened to come to my house and cut off my hands once. I sent a copy of the email to St. Joe’s…
“picture palace” Who even uses this phrase any more???
“So I refute the bastards who say, “I can’t edit.” ” They’re right.
“So those of you who are saying I have no creativity –” are spot on.
“… , you lost the right to be called an adult.” You’ve yet to act like one yourself…
“He goes and bit-torrents child pornography.” More libel!
” I am published and been published respectively…” Never professionally, though.
“… I am calling that going old school.” Because you to learn anything new.
“…like what people did with Napster in 2001-2002 where they got ill-gotten copies of Metallica’s I Disappear.” Which is well after the song got released, so the demo tape analogy fails.
“Writing science fiction, for me doing it – I still consider it a parlor trick.” As someone with an actual education in writing SF, I can say you know NOTHING about working in that genre.
“I actually learned how to do this from reading a martial arts magazine – reading actually taught me how to fight” As someone with an actual black belt in Karate, I can say you know NOTHING about martial arts. Go to a dojo, don a white belt and put sweat on the floor for a few years before calling yourself an expert. (At least I know that as Shodan, my studies in karate are just beginning).
“Instead of pounding someone, as I am older – I use traits of an investigative journalist to fight back.” Meaning you’re too much a coward to face anyone in combat.
“My practice of not infringing on someone’s written content or stealing someone’s artwork” — is bullshit considering you lifted a photo from National Geographic and got busted for it.
“I like to play the role where I have the voice of reason.” That has yet to happen. You wouldn’t know reason if it fell on your face and wriggled.
“If those who got an ill-gotten copy of this…” How is it ill gotten if you made it this 19-page spew available in public for free?
“Intellectual theft and piracy can sometimes be grounds for a Jihad.” Wrong again. They are legal issues, not religious. But then again, you don’t even understand the religion you claim to follow.
“…I am not going to repeat myself…” You do that all the time, especially in this doc.
“Still think I am a fucking imbecile now?” Yes. You prove it every time you post…
“…I just took you out with the trash without even taking a physical swing at you.” No, you only think you did.
“…you are entitled to my viewpoint,” Wrong again. *I* am entitled to *my* viewpoint. *You* are entitled to *your* viewpoint.
Like I said. This is proof that you no writer, nor a peer.
Well done, Mike! And thank you for saving me from the nausea!